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  1. #1
    cooliver       cooliver
    19.02.2005
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    Microsoft, Windows 7, 2500 .

  2. #2
    1990       1990
    27.08.2007
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    ..., ? _

  3. #3
    Shensi       Shensi
    25.09.2006
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  4. #4
    BlackMetal Ist Krieg! nerges       nerges
    31.03.2007
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    , , Debian Lenny... :-)

  5. #5
    _snake_       _snake_
    02.02.2007
    nsk || brdsk
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    /*Windows '98 source code.*/ 
    
    /* 
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code 
    Project: Chicago(tm) 
    Projected release-date: Summer 1998 
    */ 
    
    #include "win31.h" 
    #include "win95.h" 
    #include "evenmore.h" 
    #include "oldstuff.h" 
    #include "billrulz.h" 
    #define INSTALL_HARD 
    
    char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ; 
    
    void main() 
    ## 
    while(!CRASHED) 
    ## 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    display_bill_rules_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    
    if (first_time_installation) 
    ## 
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); 
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); 
    hang_system(); 
    } 
    
    write_something(anything); 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    do_some_stuff(); 
    if (still_not_crashed) 
    ## 
    display_copyright_message(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    basically_run_windows_3.1(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    do_nothing_loop(); 
    } 
    } 
    
    if (detect_cache()) 
    disable_cache(); 
    
    if (fast_cpu()) 
    ## 
    set_wait_states(lots); 
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow); 
    set_mouse(action, jumpy); 
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); 
    } 
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ 
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ 
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); 
    
    if (system_ok()) 
    crash(to_dos_prompt); 
    else 
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); 
    
    while(something) 
    ## 
    sleep(5); 
    get_user_input(); 
    sleep(5); 
    act_on_user_input(); 
    sleep(5); 
    } 
    create_general_protection_fault(); 
    
    }

  6. #6
    Dioguardi       Dioguardi
    24.05.2008
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    )))
    , ++,

  7. #7
    toshaa       toshaa
    03.04.2006
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    )))

  8. #8
    1ddr       1ddr
    16.11.2007
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    , :))))))))))

  9. #9
    Toxikmaan       Toxikmaan
    12.02.2008
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    :


    code:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    /*Windows '98 source code.*/ /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL_HARD char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ; void main() ## while(!CRASHED) ## display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) ## make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) ## display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) ## set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) ## sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); }

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ;)

  10. #10
    SavL       SavL
    24.10.2007
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